The ALIA’s were on last Wednesday night. A great night was had by most as hundreds of the Oz hospitality industry assembled at Luna Park to drink our faces off, as one.
Every year there’s a theme, and this years was ‘Music’. The choice as to who to go as was obvious; John Oates from Hall & Oates had to be done, and I went to work growing my mustache for the big night. My housemate, Robb went as Darryl Hall. Goddam we looked amazing (See below for transformation). Speaking of looking amazing, my girlfriend Linn went as a quarter of Sweden’s finest music export, ABBA. No one had any idea who she was trying to imitate. (The girl from B52′s??)
A whole bunch of people won awards. I wouldn’t of known as I was making my way through 14 Wild Berry SKYY Premixes. (This is not an ad)
Right on cue, after my berating of him earlier this week in my blog, Chris Hysted beat me to the Bartender title. Well done ‘ol boy. I spent of good part of the latter of the night telling him the voting was a crock.
All in all a great night was had. Except for later on that evening whilst staying at my lovely girlfriends house, I had decided to do some “sleep-walking” at 2am. This wouldn’t of been an issue until I decided to do some “sleep-pissing-in-Linn’s-handbag-in-the-corner-of-the-room”. Yeah, really. I’m sorry, baby. I owe you…
This song is dedicated to you…. Thanks for letting my keep the mustache as well. x

